OMG my cat somehow managed to open my bedroom door and it scared THE CRAP OUT OF ME JFC

ysabette:

So, I was reading “America’s first network TV censor: the work of NBC’s Stockton Helffrich” and it said, in reference to Martin and Lewis hosting CCH, “Helffrich cut entire sequences, proscribing any overt sexual impropriety or underlying gay motif.”

They were edited to be less gay, and this is the result. So what did their act look like before the censors got to it?

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This was an actual phone conversation between my mother and my (great) aunt

  • Mom: If something comes up...just let us know before we leave to go there!
  • Betty: Okay....but if something comes up it will be a miracle!
  • Mom: Okay...just let us know though...
  • Betty: I will!
  • Mom: wait a minute, I JUST GOT THAT!
  • Betty: (laughing)
  • Mom: (laughing) Yeah, that would be a miracle!

allaboutmanga:

allegoricalabsurdity:

masterofpowerslaves:

rec0rrupted:

My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.

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they look like fat balls of rage

Just gonna leave this here

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TEARS IN MY EYES

(Source: silent-web-of-wyrd)

Pin-up Craig Ferguson (inspired by x)

Maddie: its time to strip and make the bed.

(Source: tiptons)

fallenpitch:

gepardo:

221btardisdoctor:

LITERALLY ALL OF THESE IS ME.

ALL OF THEM.

ACCURATE! ACCURATE AS FUCK!

{It’s like someone’s spying inside my head}

omgthatdress:

Justin Timberlake spicing the men’s fashion up!

omgthatdress:

Justin Timberlake spicing the men’s fashion up!

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A phone conversation between Cary Grant and daughter Jennifer when she was a baby.

omgthatdress:

Ever since Zooey Deschanel came out proudly as a feminist, I’ve liked her a lot more. With so many female pop stars saying they aren’t feminist because they aren’t hairy man-hating lezbos, it does my heart good to see unapologetic feminism from a high femme.

omgthatdress:

Ever since Zooey Deschanel came out proudly as a feminist, I’ve liked her a lot more. With so many female pop stars saying they aren’t feminist because they aren’t hairy man-hating lezbos, it does my heart good to see unapologetic feminism from a high femme.